O Athenians, I see that you've all seen Aristophanes' shitpost about me. What's up with that? Socrates in the air? Lol what a silly stereotype! I haven't been flying like them skeptics; I have been in the dirt. I have asked your bitch ass questions and received no satisfactory answers. The Delphic oracle was right : I am fuckin wise. Now that bitch Melitus was butthurt, saying that I corrupt them youth and don't believe in them Gods. Bitch whaaat? He thought he was talking to Anaxagoras lol. Go study some ancient philosophy you fuckin poet! But whatever dude, I am wise enough not to fear death. You think you're doing something so cool by killing me. Wait and see fuckers, wait and see. It's me the history books will remember (usually painting me as some modern champion of free speech at any cost, and misunderstanding my ideas entirely lol)
